Anonymous asked: asl?
i dont speak sign language sry
10 points if you get the reference
He did not transfer me.
not the answer he was looking for, i guess.
fuckin liarrrrrr
via omegle app for iphone!
i win
Stranger: hi asl?
You: GUESS WHAT
Stranger: HWAT
Stranger: WHAT
You: ASS RAPE
Stranger: YEA AND I FUCKED YOUR MOM
You: I RAPED YOUR MOM IN HER ASS SO HARD THAT IT TURNED INSIDE OUT
You: THEN I RAPED HER VAGINA WITH MY SHITTY DICK FROM HER ASS
Stranger: I RAPED YOUR MOM IN HER ASS SO BAD THAT HER PUSSY AND HER ASS COMBINED
You: KNOCKED HER UP AND THEN FUCKED THE FETUS
You: THEN I SHOVED THE FETUS UP HER ASS
Stranger: I RAPED YOUR MOM SO HARD THAT SHE CUMMED LIKE A FOUNTAIN
You: AND FUCKED THE FETUS AND HER ASS AT THE SAME TIME
Stranger: AND PEOPLE HAD TO USE A PLUG TO PLUG IT UP
You: THEN I MADE HER SHIT OUT THE BLOODY SHIT COVERED THING AND EAT IT
Stranger: I FUCKED YOUR MOM SO HARD WHEN SHE CAME PPL THOUGHT IT WAS THE BP OIL SPIL
You: Then I fucked your little sister.
Stranger: OH IM SORRY I FUCKED YOUR SISTER YOUR AUNTIE YOUR GRANDMA TOO
Stranger: YOU CAN FUCK HER ALL YOU WANT
Stranger: SHE’S GOT CRABS
You: Not anymore, she doesnt
You: because she’s dead.
Stranger: AHHA DAMN RIGHT SHE IS
Stranger: AND NOW YOU’VE GOT CRABS
Stranger: CHECK IT OUT
You: Nope.
You: I fucked her with a broom handle
You: Like i’d put my dick in that shit
You: i rammed her so hard with a broom handle that it went out the top of her skull.
You: I have her heart and brains in a jar.
You: I fuck those.
Stranger: lame
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